In case you haven't heard, Eli Federman is the new disgrace of Lubavitch. Yes he is.

He is a horrible, evil moser who is also a selfish, attention-seeking, destructive self-hating Jew. He should leave Crown Heights and move far away and take his horrible modern and immodest family with him. He should do teshuva and beg forgiveness from the Rebbe ( Read more... )

Ok, so here's the bad news.

We have to make a Chanuka brochure for our toy store and we can't have any pictures of little girls in it. Of course, we have brochures for goyim which have pictures of girls, but  that would be inappropriate for our yiddishe clientele. Little girls are seductive and it is immodest to show their faces in advertisements ( Read more... )

I do eventually have some serious things I want to talk about, but here's a little video I can't resist sharing with you all just now.

I know you all don't have time to watch videos from Aish all day, so I'll just sum it up for you. It's some helpful advice for those of you currently in the market for cleaning help.   Instead of just cleaning up ( Read more... )

It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

Rubashkin and his supporters have a new cause. Ezagui, the guy who swindled at least 40 families out of their homes and is presently on house arrest,  is the latest tzedaka case.

I sure am hoping you all will be donating generously to the latest frum felon. In case you have forgotten, it is a mitzvah d'oraisah ( Read more... )

Right now, there is an imamother thread going on in which people are debating which is worse- theft or wearing a skirt slightly above the knee. I'm not kidding. I cannot post a link to it because it is in the locked section, you have to be a member to access it.

There are three general opinions in the thread. Some people want everyone to stay out ( Read more... )

Does anyone understand this?

Where is the internal consistency? If swine flu is spread through loshon hora and/or immorality, what good will flying mekubalim do?
If flying mekubalim have the power to heal, why don't they just do an All-Around-The-World trip, circling a couple of times over Africa and some other third world countries?

Do people of ( Read more... )

Listen up Provocative Ladies of Iran, Saudia Arabia, Afghanistan and Lakewood, NJ !

We don't want to see your knees anymore. Not even if we are looking up your skirt from the back.

If you continue to dress in such a depraved manner, we will be forced to express our lust by giving notes to your children about the way you dress. You should thank us ( Read more... )

If you hate juice, whether V8 or Tropicana, please know that you have many supporters.


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I don't want this to be a big shock or anything.

But there's a good reason Bernie Madoff lost all our money. This tragedy happened because many of the charitable funds were going to non-chabad causes. Yep. The main lesson to learn from all of this is that your money is safe with chabad. Elie Weisel's organization is a waste anyway because he's a ( Read more... )

Look people. I have three finals in the next two weeks. So I can't write a lot just now.

But I did want to take a moment out of my busy evening to let you frum ladies know that even if you wear long skirts, you are probably still going to hell if they are made out of denim. There are very few things as shameful and distressing as the sight of a bas ( Read more... )